🤠 Welcome to Cowboy Gaffer’s Roundup!
Hey Fella,
Just wanted to send ya a quick note sayin’ how glad I am to have ya here at the Cowboy Gaffer’s Roundup Newsletter. Now that we’re away from all them social media algorithms and what not, the Gaffer can finally say what’s been on my daggum mind - Unfiltered!
Anyways, I’m lookin’ forward to gettin’ to know ya on a more personal level here in the newsletter. This will be our little club where we can talk football, southern shithousery, and anything else we can get our hands on!
Here’s what ya can expect from me in this here newsletter:
📰 A fresh Premier League roundup every week - only the scorelines worth takin’ a looksee at.
🎨 A brand-new Cowboy Gaffer cartoon, drawn by the Gaffer himself.
🤠 The Daggum Gunslinger of the Week - the player who shot the lights out.
🟨 The What in Tarnation Call of the Week - when refs or VAR act a fool.
🐴 Cowboy Gaffer’s Final Thoughts - anything else I daggum please to say!
I’ll be droppin’ these roundups once a week, and you’ll be right at the front of the line - and I thank ya for that.
Until then, feel free to hit reply and say what’s up to the Gaffer! Shoot me your favorite club, your favorite player, or just holler at me.
I read everything you folks send me, so keep it comin’!
See y’all soon,
– Cowboy Gaffer 👢⚽