📰 Cowboy Gaffer’s Premier League Roundup
Issue 01 - August 23, 2025
Hey Y’all, 🤠
Inside this issue:
A Fresh Cowboy Gaffer Cartoon drawn by The Gaffer himself
This week’s scorlines that I deem worth takin’ a looksee at
The Daggum Gunslinger of the Week
The What in Tarnation Call of the Week
Cowboy Gaffer Final Thoughts
🎨 This Week’s Cowboy Gaffer Cartoon
“Ya Always Remember Your First” - Cowboy Gaffer 🐂
⚽ Match Roundup Week 1
Liverpool 4–2 Bournemouth
Them Liverpool boys got the job done late like an outlaw posse at sundown - Anfield erupts into full rodeo mode.Tottenham Hotspur 3–0 Burnley
Richarlison scores 2 like nobody’s daggum business. Spurs live up to their namesake and galloped outta the gate.Wolverhampton Wanderers 0–4 Manchester City
City tears up Wolves badder than an Oklahoma Twister. That Haaland fella got 2 goals under his belt.Manchester United 0–1 Arsenal
The Gunners squeak by with a win at Ol’ Trafford. Can them Red Devils get it together any time soon?
🤠 The Daggum Gunslinger of the Week
Richarlison - The Brazilian fella scored 2 with style. It’s a good thing that boy is good at futbol - cuz I’m thinkin’ that neck tattoo would land him in the unemployment line anywhere else!🔫⚽
🟨 The What in Tarnation Call of the Week
Leeds vs Everton: One of them Everton boys decided to maybe use his hand a lil bit. That robo VAR machine said he did, but I’m not too sure. Hell, can ya even trust a computer? 👮♂️📺
🐴 Cowboy Gaffer’s Final Thoughts
Been nice having some of this Premier League ball back on the TV this week. The Gaffer is lookin’ forward to keepin’ tabs on what shakes out this year.
One more thing: Thank y’all for checkin’ out this first edition of the newsletter
It ain’t perfect yet, but we’re daggum tryin’!
Until next week, keep kickin’ it Cowboy style - ya know the world needs more of that, right? 👢⚽
– Cowboy Gaffer
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